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Kinja'd!!! "CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever" (carsoffortlangley)
02/14/2018 at 22:46 • Filed to: None

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I bought this ad, (a page from some magazine) about 10 years ago. I’ve kept it in my office and thought I’d scan it for Oppo to enjoy. It is all lies, as we have all seen:

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I haven’t hit 100,000 miles, but its been a few more than 5 years, so I am SOL on the warranty. Only at 74,000 miles or 120,000 km


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/14/2018 at 22:51

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But how accurate are those fuel economy figures?


Kinja'd!!! S65 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/14/2018 at 22:52

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I always though that gen of Dodge Ram looked great, thanks for sharing


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB
02/14/2018 at 22:55

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Not accurate. EPA states: 15MPG (14 city 16hwy) which seems accurate.

15mpg is just for the 3 speed/slant 6 too. It gets worse.


Kinja'd!!! DanZman > CB
02/14/2018 at 22:56

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LMAO, no way that thing was getting 26mpg. Not even downhill.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/15/2018 at 03:47

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360ci V8 not available in California is see, i realise you’re in Canada but i wonder if you took one to California now if they’d notice


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > pip bip - choose Corrour
02/15/2018 at 07:57

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They pop the hood of every car that enters the state. If you have a 360, they rip it out and plop in a 225


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > DanZman
02/15/2018 at 12:37

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Also, if it had a 3 speed anything like my ‘72 Ford’s 3 speed, it would be at its best in third gear going about 38 mph, which is hardly highway speed.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/15/2018 at 12:38

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Compared to the Mazda Slogan

With Mazda, Rust isn’t an add-on, it’s a built-in


Kinja'd!!! 19JRC99 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/20/2018 at 16:32

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My truck is rolling proof this ad is total BS.


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > 19JRC99
02/20/2018 at 16:37

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Mine too. Total bullshit.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/oppo-how-bad-is-the-rust-on-my-truck-1821159869


Kinja'd!!! 19JRC99 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/20/2018 at 16:38

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Hah. Hahaha. That ain’t shit!

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/a-list-of-everything-wrong-with-my-1996-dodge-dakota-1822450145


Kinja'd!!! CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > 19JRC99
02/20/2018 at 16:40

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lol, yikes!!! You’re in Michigan right? Yuck.

This truck hasn’t been my DD for 10 years and hasn’t ever had to drive around in too much salt.


Kinja'd!!! 19JRC99 > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
02/20/2018 at 16:54

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Yeah, I’m in Michigan. The frame doesn’t flex any, so I still plan on fixing that, then I gotta find a bed. I work at a Dodge dealer, so I’m thinking I might get a deal on having the guys in the body shop patch the rockers. Then I’ll prime it, and rattle can it semi-gloss black.